Wednesday, January 18, 2006

LMC's Awards (I added a new cartoon)

And the Attention Whore award of the week goes tooo........ Hillary Clinton
for making a splash by accusing Republicans of running the House of Representatives like a Plantation.

(John Kerry with Tom Daschle :-))

Joke of the Week Award goes toooooo..... Tom Daschle for thinking he has a prayer at running for president. Uh, lets see, you get thrown out of the senate by the people from your own state but think you have a shot at the presidency. I think not.

Psycho Award of the week goes toooo.... Al Gore for ranting about Bush breaking the law by listening to terrorists' conversations. I still remember Ann Coulter talking to Alan Colmes on Hannity & Colmes one night. She was talking about how psycho Al had gotten and Alan says why do you always point to the extreme people from our party. Ann said, I wish you had told us that before you nominated him as your candidate for president :-).

Foot in Mouth Award of the week goes toooo...... Ray Nagin for his comments about "God being mad at America" and New Orleans becoming a "chocolate city" again.

And last but not least the Nauseating Politically Correct Movie of the Week award goes toooo....... "Brokeback Mountain" And I'd rather not post pictures.

Hat Tip to Bloviating Zeppelin for some of the links.


Rivka said...

Great awards.. LOL!!
I just posted a LONG comment on your MLK piece. Hopefully i didn't offend anyone, I sure didn't mean to. Just expressing myself.

Bloviating Zeppelin said...

LMC: I VERY much enjoyed the Daschle/Kerry cartoon. How very, very appropos. One would almost think Dem strategy is to completely gut and eviscerate the strength and will of this country. I am not entirely sure what engenders this kind of out-and-out hatred of GWB by the Left. Hey. That sounds like my next post.

And Daschle coming back, throwing his hat in the ring for President? Fat damned chance. What a moron. When you've been entrenched in a state as long as he'd been in South Dakota, and the LOCALS throw you out of office (his tenure was 1987 to 2005: 18 years!) -- why, that's a huge, huge hit.

Al Gore is attempting a personal remake, thinking his only chance is catering to the extremist Left, along the lines of Dean. Al's photo in my local paper lines the bottom of my parakeet cage.

Nagin: a Zero. Hillary: was coming around in a bit of a centrist/Left fashion, but shot herself nicely in the tibia on Monday. Wonder how well she'll heal?

Thanks for the linky love!

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

This has got to be the funniest post by far today that I have read. (LOL)Those cartoons are classics!!

Hillary speaking like a true idiot. This one will come back and bite her on the butt. "AND you know what I am TALKING ABOUT" (LOL)

Tom: Wake-up! Prayers and/or encouragement can only being coming from family members.

Gore: I'm thankful to God that he was told to go away after 2000. Unfortunately he thinks someone wants to listen or look at his wannabe self. He is a pycho!

Nagin: He will say or do anything to make a fool of himself in front of the cameras. I wonder almost if he is not on drugs. He should be gone next mayor election.

Love your awards....Great post!!

Dionne said...

Rebecca: Thanks.

BZ: You're welcome for the link. And yes, I was so happy when Daschle was booted out because it is so hard to do with an incumbent. Especially one who is minority leader. The W guy I worked with said it wouldn't happen so I was so glad when he was wrong. And when that happens I don't see the odds of you becoming president as very high.

Suzie: Thanks, I loved the comment about the encouragement only coming from family members :-). I'm sure thats true.

Assorted Babble by Suzie said...

He has zero chance!!! Oh yeah, the latest on Hillary she defends her remarks. (ugh) Sounds like a tap dance or toe dippin to me from the fake leaning to the middle lately to kissing up to the far left that she is.

Joubert said...

Thanks for the chuckles. I saw Hitlery's speech on TV. She put on her southern accent. What a phony.

sandy said...

After seeing that picture of shrilliry, I understand Bill wanting to stray. Imagine seeing that the first thing in the morning.

Rivka said...

sandy, you crack me up.. that was great! lol

Mr. Grey Ghost said...


I loved the award show, great work! All of them are so deserving of their awards as a Black man I must say too that I'm particularly offended not only by Hillary's ignorance, but those Black libs who are coming forward in her defense.

Dionne said...

Suzie: Can't believe anyone believes her supposed move to the center. Whatever!!

Patrick: You're welcome. I looooved the Hillary cartoon. I laughed so hard when I first saw it I knew I had to put it in this post.

Sandy: :-)

GG: Thanks, and yes Hillary offends everytime she opens her mouth.

LittleOleLady said...

Great post LMC.. :)

Patrick, Was that what Hitlery was trying to do... sound southern? ROFL!!

Gayle said...

I'm with Sandy. That picture of HIllary is vewy vewy scawy!

Great post, LMC... humor and truth make a good combination. And besides... they are so easy to laugh at! :)

Dionne said...

Lol: Thanks :-).

Gayle: Thanks, and I agree. Truth and humor are an awesome combination. That is why I like Rush so much.

shoprat said...

I think a lot of people will be jumping out the windows if Madam Hillary wins.

Dionne said...

Shoprat: LOL, isn't that the truth???

DaddysGirl said...

OH so very amusing. All the awards are extremely appropriate. Any whay to send them an actual award?? That would be great!

Dionne said...

DG: Thanks for stopping by. That is a great idea. I need to check into that :-). Wouldn't that be hilarious with Tom Daschle opening his mail and seeing that he's received the joke of the week award. Great!

All Fed Up said...

So she is accusing "this administration" of sitting high up in a big white house doing whatever it wanted while the workers were being kept down. Did she forget that "Her administration" was busy getting it's cigar rolled under a desk (Then lying to everyone while looking into the camera) instead of trying to save it's citizens from terrorit acts?

"And you know what I'm talkin' about"

Patty said...

Thanks I need that after the day I have had.

Patty said...

Thanks I need that after the day I have had.

Lone Pony said...

That was so good. Thanks LMC!

Dionne said...

Allfedup: You make some good points and thanks for stopping by.

Patty & Lone Pony: You're welcome :-).

Three Score and Ten or more said...

RE: Daschle. I never say that anyone has no chance. I lived in Georgia while Jimmy Carter was governor. He was such a terrible governor that when he announced that he would run for President the Atlanta Journal Constitution (a liberal paper if there ever was one) had a headline: JIMMY WHO IS RUNNING FOR WHAT????. That was in is home state from HIS people, but he won.

Dionne said...

Threescore: Point well taken :-).