Thursday, March 04, 2010

Sarah Palin Rocks the Tonight Show!!

Hat tip: Mike's America

Wow!!! I have to say, Sarah Palin never ceases to amaze me, which also explains why the left is so terrified of her. She did an amazing job when she did the stand-up comic part. I also thought Leno was decent to her. Below is the transcript of it, some awesome stuff, I love the dig at Joe Biden!!
"Alaska is so different than Los Angeles. Here, when people have a frozen look on their face, it's Botox."

Here it's so beautiful... Back home, it was five degrees below Congress' approval rating."

"Shaun White on the show... I watched him do a Double McTwist 1260, and the only other people who can do a Double McTwist 1260 was last week. The White House. On Health Care."

"Last time I was this close to the Flying Tomato was when someone threw one at me at a book signing. And they did, it's true! It's not funny, it's true."

"I watched the Winter Olympics. Skiing, fighting on the ice, bobsledding, skating. In Alaska, that's our morning commute."

"How about that amazing closing ceremonies? As soon as I saw that giant moose, I remembered: I hadn't cooked anything for the kids dinner!"

"I picked up a gig in Las Vegas at the Legends show. Playing Tina Fey."

“And next I get to headline: I’ll be the speaker at the NRA convention. So be there, or else!”

"I'm glad I'm not Vice President... I would not know what to do with all that free time!"

“Jay, thank you so much for inviting me. I saw where it’s been a few weeks of unfair, nonstop criticism (from) people who don’t know the real story. And I say: Welcome to my world!”
Also, its no surprise to note, Leno (With Palin) Beats Letterman Badly Again On Night Two.

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