Friday, January 27, 2006
Psychos-R-Us Cruise Line
It has come to our attention here at Pyschos-R-Us Cruise Line that there are many people suffering from a very cruel disease known as Extreme Liberal Disorder. Most people that suffer from this disease come from the Northeast but there are exceptions. This disorder causes people to suffer from paranoid delusions, to believe in conspiracy theories and to say many incoherent things. We realize that the people who have this disorder are victims and are not responsible for the ridiculous things that come out of their mouths.
So Psychos-R-Us has come up with a solution for this problem. We are offering a special cruise for these "special" people. We will provide lots of drugs to help with the paranoid delusions and lots of therapy. The therapy will include hours of listening to Laura Ingraham, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity to help thinking to be more grounded in the truth. We will also provide classes in the actual teachings of the constitution and other founding documents so as not to be confused with the normal psychobabble of believing in a living, breathing constitution. That psychobabble eventually leads to the incoherent things that come out of their mouths.
The benefits to this cruise are twofold. The liberal disorder patients have likeminded people they can interact with who will understand them. And the rest of the world will be spared from having to listen to the rantings and ravings of people with this disease. It is a win, win for everyone.
Many prominent people who have this disorder have already signed up. First we have Cindy Sheehan. Her time in the spotlight was coming to an end anyway and her and her pal Harry Belafonte enjoy traveling out of the country.It is our hope that if they are away from News reports about the President they will be able to calm down.
Helen Thomas is so miffed that W won't take her questions that she is ready to get away as well. And Tipper Gore is an expert in mental health and thus was the first to notice the deterioration in her husband Al. Al's latest incoherent speech was about the Canadian elections but he wasn't the only one upset. So was Micheal Moore who has been needing a cruise for sometime.
We can't remember the last time Jimmy Carter said something coherent so his trip is long overdue.
And the Senate has recently enacted a "sanity test" and Ted Kennedy and John Kerry both failed. As a result they will be joining us as well.
We are sure there will be a high demand for tickets on this cruise. We know that there is a high number of people suffering from this disorder. So get your tickets now, while they are still available :-).
Kookville Picture and John Kerry link--Rush Limbaugh
Other Links from Suzie and Gateway Pundit
Hat Tip to Rebekah who had a similar post awhile back.