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A friend of mine sent this to me in an email during the election season of 2004. I sooooooo loved it!! It is just such a classic for conservatives although I'm sure democrats wouldn't find it all that funny.
Joe Kovacs wrote a great article entitled "Funniest News Stories of 2005" in World Net Daily. Some of them I had heard but the funniest one I hadn't heard is below:
The year was flush with strange items, like the saga of Bob Dougherty, the Colorado man who sued Home Depot after "becoming one" with a men's room toilet on which some prankster had smeared glue.
Dougherty hollared for help, but the store's clerk reportedly deemed the matter a bit too asinine to be real.
Can't tush this: Bob Dougherty (courtesy Rocky Mountain News)
"They left me there, going through all that stress," Dougherty told the Rocky Mountain News. "They just let me rot."
Paramedics eventually unbolted the entire commode and carried Dougherty out, still attached to the seat. After his detachment, he spent a week in the hospital, got a shrink and was diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder.
"This is not Home Depot's fault," he said. "But I am blaming them for letting me hang in there and just ignoring me."
I do feel bad for this guy but it was just too funny not to mention.
Ben Shapiro once again wrote a great article entitled "2005:The Big Picture". He did a good job of putting things in perspective and pointing out how well certain things are despite the distortions of the MSM.
And last but not least Gayle did a good job of leading me to our 3rd Hollywood celeb (Ed Asner)that doesn't like Hillary. I'm starting to wonder how long this list will grow. Although I'm not sure Ed Asner should count because he's wandered so faaaaaaaaaar off the reservation. I think him and Phil Donahue could start their own green party cult or something and have people like Danny Glover and some of the other far left extremists join up. Anyone care to guess which Hollywood celeb with a big mouth will express their dislike of Hillary next? It will be fun to watch since all of Hollywood is supposed to adore the Clintons.